eatsleepandfangirl:

Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices 

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

dead-buri3d:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

my life forever and always 

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

beinggigantic:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough